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Travis Kelce had a big decision to make after the Super Bowl, and Taylor Swift was part of it. Page Six reports that he and Swift seriously discussed whether he should retire from the Kansas City ...

An internal investigation was launched after it was alleged an SAPD officer also had inappropriate communications with the same victim. Trump Releases JFK Assassination Files Will Smith and ...

A convenience store with a Burger King attached took damage during a Missouri tornado while customers and workers sheltered inside its bathroom. Screenshot from KSDK video A group of 13 workers ...

Diego Armando Maradona was introduced into house 45 in the San Barrio neighbourhood in San Benavides in Tigre when, clearly the victim, he was not in full use of his mental faculties and even less ...

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have successfully spent weeks flying under the radar following the Kansas City Chiefs’ loss to the Philadelphia Eagles at the Super Bowl. Last night, DeuxMoi ...

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have been keeping a low profile following the Kansas City Chiefs’ loss against the Philadelphia Eagles at Super Bowl LIX, though the couple was recently spotted on ...

NFL. Andy Reid provides important update on Travis Kelce's future NFL. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce reappear together for the first time post-Super Bowl but nothing is as it was before Taylor ...

Right now, this time is theirs. Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift stepped out together for the first time following the Kansas City Chiefs’ Feb. 9 Super Bowl loss to the Philadelphia Eagles ...

You're the king of not overanalyzing, so don't overanalyze it.' Travis responded with, 'But that's how I find motivation. That's how I create the beast, that's how I flick the switch.' ...

The Athletic's Ken Rosenthal said president of baseball operations A.J. Preller intends on keeping King and Cease in the starting rotation. "San Diego Padres general manager A.J. Preller ...